Category: April 2021

Sometimes God Smiles On The Stupid

Sign me up for that.  You have surely noticed by now that there really isn’t a book in print that tells us exactly what to do in different situations.  Would we heed its advise even if such a book existed?  You know Life for Dummies,  Sailing For Dummies, Weather for Dummies, etc…  An emphatic, No!  Why not?  Why do we have to be our very own Darwin Awards Nominee?  Wouldn’t life be so much easier if there were instructions?  Things like, “That stove is going to be hot after you cook something”.  Or, “If you fall and break a leg, don’t come running to me.”  Some things are just more obvious than others and I believe that provides for the occasional moment when sometimes God smiles on the stupid.

We last left you dear friends as we put out to sea after getting our butts kicked by that nasty fast moving 996 hectopascal low pressure in Tolaga Bay.  We left that bay in our wake and headed north toward another unknown adventure.  Rounding the East Cape.  I hope we have enough Charmin with us.   

It was about 1530 hours and we had ruined our dinner plans for a home cooked fiesta of an empanada stove top experiment from the lovely and talented future Mrs. Morrison.  Look at her there with her hair shoved under that cap.  Outfitted in her ever stylish red and black West Marine foul weather gear looking for a photo shoot.  Her angst look of no sleep from the droopy eyes has that wild ride in the bunk look from the previous night that I’d like to take credit for, but alas it was the storm that kept her awake.  Well that, along with being magically elevated above the bunk mattress like a David Copperfield performance.  Only there weren’t any hoops or wires.  It was the sheer energy from the force of the storm swells pounding down upon us.  Yes, I’m guessing it was one hundred percent unadulterated exhaustion.  If only I’d have know she didn’t like it,  I could have unplugged the pony ride and turned it all off.  If only it had been that easy.

We gathered our thoughts, attacked the weather sites for a closer look as we left Tolaga Bay and Internet access.  Perhaps if we listened closely we might have even heard the captain on the Jungle Safari ride at Disneyland telling everyone to wave goodbye to our friends left standing on the shore.  

What?  Wait a minute?  Are we sure we want to take this boat ride?

As it turns out, the weather was going to work in our favor.  At least according to several prediction sites.  In fact it may even afford us a longer clear passage between East Cape and the Mercury Islands at the northern edge of the Coromandel Peninsula.  

Sometimes God Smiles On The Stupid

We arrived at eastern edge of East Cape at about 0130 hours.  Not what I originally hoped for…we were about 12 hours ahead of schedule.  I was expecting to be on watch from our departure from Tolaga Bay until 2300 hours.  But, I got a reprieve when Jilly, dressed in her foulies and ready for watch, greeted me from the companion way.  

I asked what she was doing and she replied it was 2300 hours.  I was fairly sure it was only about 2100 hours and checked several time keeping devices.  Needles to say, Jilly wasn’t very happy to be up dressed and ready for watch duties two hours earlier than needed.  Sure glad I wasn’t going to be on deck with her for the next few hours. Poor Grape Ape…there’s nothing worse than being on watch with a grumpy, sleep deprived mate. Sorry Buddy!

Knowing that under our regular watch schedule she would be the one at the helm as we steered around the eastern edge of East Cape, we decided that since she was already ready to go we would make a quick schedule change so I’d be awake to navigate the cape.  She took over the helm as I went down to get a few hours of lullaby time.    

At 0030 hours, I was up at the helm and she was off watch and left me to skipper Dazzler around a potentially dangerous cape.  We only experienced a few rough jumbled sea conditions while traversing across East Cape.  There was an occasional small pod of Common Dolphins and one well lit up fishing vessel along our travels along with a bright night sky and thousands of stars.  Orion and the Southern Cross stood out so vividly that it was hard not to stare at them for prolonged periods.

By 0900 hours, I was back on watch and we were clear the cape and any of the possible rips, currents or eddies that we could have experienced if the weather was a lot rougher. 

Our next target would be the Coromandel Peninsula about 120 miles to our west.  Although the winds were in our favor from the northeast along with the Pacific swell, the clouds overhead blocked the sunshine and blue sky.  Farther to the West we could see patches of blue sky that we hoped to see by late afternoon.

The Miles Stroll On By

With another overnight passage behind us we have completed motor sailing across the Bay of Plenty. By the way don’t fall in the water here. We’ve read of numerous stories of shark attacks in these waters. One included a Shark that literally leaped out of the sea and landed in a boat just a couple of months ago. The shark was almost as big as the Tinny it landed in.

This morning finds us passing through the Colville Channel.  Located between the southerly end of Great Barrier Island and the northern cape of the Coromandel Peninsula.  Jilly has taken over watch and seen lots of wildlife including a large raft of those darling little blue penguins.

Just a few more hours of motor sailing now and we will have nearly completed our circumnavigation of North Island New Zealand.  We’ll spend one night anchored at Uhrquharts Bay before making the final run up to Whangerie Town Basin Marina where we’ll enjoy a much deserved ice cold traditional anchor down beer.  Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Until next time, enjoy life to the fullest and remember to tip your server.

Cheers!

Captain Dan

Get Our Clean On

Most of us in the world are lucky enough to have, used, cleaned or even seen a shower of some fashion.  From the simple garden hose variety to the elaborate style that looks like a car wash for your body.  There are many styles and configurations including some with what may seem like an endless supply of water.  Just turn the valve and bingo.  Water to use in conjunction with soap, shampoo and other personal hygiene devices.  There’s the kind with pop up plastic curtains to encircle you or those fancy open marble walled beauties that just kind of take up a whole corner of the bathroom.  Whatever style you have seen, we use showers to get our clean on.

Most modern day first world homes have indoor plumbing complete with possibly a shower, shower tub combo, his and hers or even a whole wall of special jets and sprays to make sure you get every nook, cranny and crevice sparkling clean.  You turn the shower knob and cold and hot water is at your disposal.

Of course you may live in an area that has water rationing.  Or perhaps you have a well on your property.  Then there are those areas that collect rain water in a cistern.  Of course there is 

The Happy Time water tank truck that delivers water to your water tank that sits on your roof.  The point is your fresh water used to shower comes from one source or another.

Hang On, I’ll Get to My Point Shortly

As you may know, we on Dazzler posses a 150 gallon freshwater tank onboard.  We can use a hose to fill it.  But, most of the time we use our reverse osmosis system and make really good water from seawater.  So as long as we are floating on sea water we can make our fresh water supply by using solar and wind to generate battery power to run the water maker.   

The Luxurious Hot Water

Yes we have a water heater on Dazzler.  It creates hot water in one of two ways.  Either by 110 volt AC power supply or by a tube that coils inside the water tank and it carries hot water to and from the running engine through the tank to heat the water.  Really!  I know most of you yachties know all about this heat exchanger system.  

This is the solar shower bag we use on Dazzler. Click here to find one for your boat.

Because of or in spite of our land dwelling roots, we have become accustomed to using hot water to shower, do the dishes or even wash our hands.  I will go out on a limb and say that most homes in the US have on average a 40-50 gallon water heater.  Ours onboard Dazzler is six gallons thus making hot water very precious.   Especially since we only have hot water after the engine has been running for a while or if we are fortunate enough to have a 110 volt power umbilical supply attached to our electrical plug.

Dazzler like many cruising vessels has at least one form of a shower stall.  It’s complete with a cold and/or hot water valve to clean ourselves.  The hot water is only available from the above mentioned supply sources.  Some vessels have hot and cold water supplies at their transoms so they can shower there.  Some have them in their cockpits and a myriad of other locations.  During the summer months in Mexico we used our freshwater hose and showered on deck while wearing a swim suit.  We also supplemented our hot water shower supplies by using solar shower bags.

Speaking of Shower Stalls

I won’t speak for any of the other cruisers, but a shower stall left empty could be a huge waste of a valuable storage locker. On Dazzler we don’t waste a square inch of potential storage space.  Those bulky items that don’t seem to fit anywhere else go in our shower.  Maybe we just have too much damn stuff.  Things like dive tanks, boat cleaning bucket and supplies, a plastic bin filled with other cleaning supplies, hair drier, hair straightener (if you’ve seen my balding head you will know those are not used by me), wetsuit, a hanging cosmetic bag, two shower bags and a teak shower seat to sit on when everything else has been removed.  Yes our shower stall is fully functional after you remove all the equipment and other torture devices.  It sounds like a lot but it is emptied out within a half an hour or so.  LOL  No, it’s not that bad.

New Zealand has presented us with a unique dilemma with regards to showering.  While staying at a marina, we use the supplied marina showers.  That is a hazard all in itself as you will recall Jilly fell last year and fractured a few vertebrae in a marina shower.  Most of them operate on a dollar for six minutes or so.  Sometimes it requires two dollars to get more benefit from their hot water source.  While cruising the island wonders here I have been brave enough to use a shower bag on Dazzler’s deck when it wasn’t so cold.  

Okay, Okay…I’ll Get To The Point

I told you all of that to tell you this.  The other day after our near death experience, LOL, from the storm on the hook, I listened to the beautiful and talented soon to be Mrs. Morrison fill our nearly 120 square feet of living space with a post storm rant.  There I said it.  Post storm rant.  Feels good to get that out.  You know not keeping it all bottled up inside and festering like it does.  

“I can’t take this kind of thing anymore.  I don’t think I slept at all with all the boat noises.  Several times I thought the bow was going to be ripped off and we were going to sink.  I couldn’t sleep if I wanted to because I kept flying up off the mattress.”  And on and on and on.  Blah blah blah.  One of the last statements that really caught my attention was, “ I really need a hot shower and to wash my hair.”  

Dazzler’s Garage/Shower

I thought I know how to fix this and MAYBE bring a small beam of sunshine into her morning.  I opened the head door and was going to start removing the items in our storage/shower stall to prepare the chamber for the little woman.  Some of you are already getting a head of me.  Hold on a few more minutes.  

From the other side of the 120 square foot living space, it actually more like six feet away, I hear these words, “Don’t take that stuff out of there.  I’m not taking a shower now.  I don’t want to be stepping all over that stuff to get clean.”  And on and on and on.  Well, when the little woman’s southern pride, I am woman hear me roar, speaks loudly I heed the warning.  It was at this moment that I decided I needed to be in the vastly more open area of the cockpit for some fresh air.  

Fast forward to the next afternoon.  I hear these words, “I should have taken that shower yesterday.”  I responded in true Dan form, “That’s good, you can move the stuff out of the way before and move it back after you use the shower stall.”  I now refer to the former shower stall as The Garage!  And my new berth is in the cockpit. 

The point of this article is to provide just a little taste of what living in a small space truly is like.  If someone tells you that they don’t have these moments, don’t buy anything from them.  Let’s just say we are close to each other.  When I say close I mean literally next to each other twenty four hours a day every day.  Disagreements will happen and usually can’t be avoided. But it always works out in the end.  Especially a day later when you realize you really should have considered all things clean and holy and taken a shower when it was offered the first time.  

One of the things we always try to remember is you can be in love with each other and hug and kiss and be great friends.  But, when it comes to the safe operation of Dazzler, we put aside our sleeve bearing feelings and wear work hats that are all business.  There isn’t time for hurt feelings when someone has to go up the mast or a serious situation occurs and sometimes needs loud communication.  When it’s all over.  It’s over.  Anything said is left behind and forgotten and regarded as not personal.  Well at least that works for us.  Now excuse me while I watch the unloading of The Garage and shower transformation activities.

Until the next adventure in 120 square feet occurs, this is Captain Dan from Dazzler’s cockpit.  Good night and Cheers!

Captain Dan